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An italian, Frenchman, and American were gathered in a bar “last night i made love to my wife four times” the Frenchman brags “and this morning she couldn’t stop telling me how much she adored me”, “last night i made love to my wife six times” the italian replies ” and today she said she could never love another man” The American remained silent, and the Frenchman smugly asks “how many times did you make love to your wife last night?” “Once” says the American “only once?” the italian snorts arrongantly ‘And what did she say to you this morning?” “don’t stop”

myluckypapillion:

poco-loki:

your-evil-bestfriend:

rainbowcatpuke:

himapapaftw:

kawaii-1474:

inconspicuous-child:

zombiemochi:

razzledazzy:

rainbow-rex:

This is great.  :DDd haha

Meanwhile, the Canadian is still going at it with his wife.

^^^

reblogging for that last comment.

preparetogetmindfucked:

Why don’t I look like this..

preparetogetmindfucked:

Why don’t I look like this..